We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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