I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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