a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Do vagina's smell?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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