the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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