Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We are two peas in an std pod
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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