Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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