I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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