Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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