Me too!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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