Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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