can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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