ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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