So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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