That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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