you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
third nipple confirmed
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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