$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
