Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
All the doctor said was why
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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