hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Who did Billy Mays play for?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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