i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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