I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you inspire me to be a worse person
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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