Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you inspire me to be a worse person
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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