What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
