Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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