Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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