all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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