I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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