we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
