Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
They are going to name an STD after you.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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