Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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