How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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