Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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