would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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