I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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