so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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