Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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