Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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