Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize