Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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