So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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