Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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