are you still at the devil's house?
I smell stomach acid.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
