Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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