Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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