party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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