He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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