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say what?
wanna hang out?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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