I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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