Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I love you.
Bad choice
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