I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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