Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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