We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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