I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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