There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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