I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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