I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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