i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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