She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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