But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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