We won't sleep together?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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